Oops she did it again
So she did it again. She has ruined my perfectly good, warm fuzzy filled Friday. I’m speaking of course, of Boss’ Wife. Being the good little wifey, she came in for approximately 40 minutes this morning. Rough life, huh? And she proceeded to hit me with the only thing she could have to ruin my day. She reached her well-manicured hand in and shredded a bit of my soul. She brought me to tears and filled me with an overwhelming desire to get drunk, eat chocolate, and watch sad movies. She forced me to go out and eat a big greasy cheeseburger and fries for lunch. How? Because, as Sarah said, she is “such a small woman with such a small amount of tact.” I’m sure you’re wondering what this small, mean, insensitive woman said to me.
"If things aren’t going good by January, we’re shutting down.”
With 10 words she punched me in the stomach and then laughed when I fell down.
Posted by amy t.
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Please consider this: at least your existance does not lie in who you married.
Posted by Sarah on 11/14 at 08:28 PM
Consider this: this is all the bitchy woman has going in her life. Tormenting you.
Don’t let the cow win.