I Don't Need You, 'Cause I'm Awesome!

Cool feelings.

1.  My gym is half way between home and work.  I left work to go to the gym at lunch.  I was thinking about how happy I was it’s Friday.  Before I knew it, I had passed the gym and was halfway between the gym and my house before I realized that, wait, it’s only lunch, the day isn’t over yet.

2.  Heading back to work, “Let’s Get Retarded” was on the radio. Okay fine, it was the radio version, so “Let’s Get It Started.” When the part came on where normally Fergie wails in the background “r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d!” Imagine how stupid when I belted that shit out as “R-E-T-E-R-D-A-D!”

Barney Stinson has nothing on me.

Posted by amy t.

Comments...

and now, i sit here and wonder just what kind of drugs they’re pumping into the air in your workplace.

Posted by Jerilyn  on  04/12  at  04:32 PM