Doing What I Can
Note: In this post, all caps actually represents yelling, unlike most of the time when I use it for emphasis because I’m too lazy to type in the coding for italics or bolding.
To all the exes of the world,
If you are, in fact, on pretty good terms with your ex, and you find yourself drunk and talking to them on the phone, and you are trying to get a good dig in while staying on good terms, perhaps you should avoid conversations like the following:
Ex1: (blah blah blah)... I wasted four years of my life on you…
Ex2: Fuck you.
Ex1: HaHA, fuck you.
Ex2: *Click*
(Aside: don’t you really miss being able to slam down the phone on someone? Pushing the off button just isn’t the same. There’s no release of rage. Oh well. At least with my slider phone I can slam the slidery bit down with force on my end, even if the hanging up noise doesn’t exist on the other end.)
Exes, if you do find yourself having just had the preceding conversation, there really is not much you can do to make it up that does not involve a large bottle of alcohol sent with apologies to the offended. That said, however, the following conversation is a good start to getting back in good graces.
Ex1: *calling*
Ex2: *rejects call*
Ex1: *calling*
Ex2: *rejects call*
Ex1: *calling*
Ex2: WHAT?
Ex1: I’m sorry. I was trying to be funny and it didn’t work out.
Ex2: No shit. That was MEAN AND UNCALLED FOR.
Ex1: I know, and I shouldn’t have said it, but you know it’s the furthest thing from the truth.
Ex2: YOU JACKASS! WAIT. WHAT? THAT COME BACK WENT A LONG WAYS TOWARD MAKING IT BETTER. GOOD JOB!
So you see, exes, you can recover from a blunder such as this, but your drunk ass needs to be quick on the draw with an apology and complimentary statement.
Sincerely,
MissDirected:
Doing my part to help out exes idiots MANkind.
Posted by amy t.
Comments...
You CAN still SLAM the phone down, just may be costly.