Dear Sun: You're A Fucker
I never thought I’d be so happy to wear a bra. I mean, I’ve been wearing a bra the last few days, but this one has straps! See, I got a bitchin’ sunburn this weekend, and I was wearing a strapless top. The worst bits were the tops of my shoulders and the curve into my neck. I mean, I was in tears just trying to raise my arms to put my softest shirts on. I bought my strapless bra at Lane Bryant a while ago, and I have to say - it’s the most comfortable strapless I’ve ever owned. But after four days? Not so much.
So yay! Straps!
Of course, my face is at the molting off stage of the sunburn, but I’ll gladly take looking like a flaky mess if it means getting out of that strapless.
Posted by amy t.
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Okay LOOK! I know you’ve been busier than an ant (or was it the grasshopper who waited?) collecting food at the last minute right before winter and all, but come on! I’m bored! I need something interesting to read. Help a brotha out.