And Everthing Nice
Ah, Kingwood. Land of my childhood. As places go these days, it’s a pretty good place to raise kids. But sometimes I have to wonder about we Kingwood kids.
First, we made the Letterman Top Ten list for being the second snobbiest high school in America (based on the cars in the parking lot).
Next, we had some teens that were burning down houses of teachers they didn’t like. One lived on my street, and her house burned to the ground.
Then, we brought you these lovely girls, and shortly after, the movie based on their crime spree, that critically acclaimed hit, Sugar & Spice. Okay fine. So “critically acclaimed” is pushing it a bit, but when was the last time a movie was made about you, huh?
And now… Now we bring you these fine upstanding youths. Kids who disturb me greatly, and yet kids who I have to at least give points to for creativity. Well, maybe point, not points, because seriously, EW.
Kingwood, land of my past, maybe some of your wealthier residents should invest some money into finding things for the town’s youngsters to do. There is nothing available to entertain kids there, and so for years we have been forced to create our own fun.
Look how well that’s working out, eh?
Posted by amy t.
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--"Don’t mess up the Ro-Ro!”
Posted by on 05/10 at 11:19 AM
Ooh, hey that ain’t right.
*gawps in stunned, grossed-out amazement & generalized anger.*
Yuck.
Yeah, the kids would be needin’ something to do.