I’m Just Sayin’ I Didn’t Know It Was Gonna Be Spicy!
Dear H.E.B.,
I realize that the sushi package I picked up said “Brown Rice Spicy Tuna.” Normally, I assume this means that the tuna is, well, spicy. Not a bizarre assumption, I believe. But this was not the case. Wrapping normal tuna in brown rice and then coating the top of the roll with cayenne pepper is not fucking cool, yo.
Last night, a hoooooot pockeeeet burned the skin off of my lips, and now your stupid sushi has burned off my taste buds.
Thanks for ensuring I won’t be able to taste anything tomorrow.
You can move your head as much as you want,
MissDirected
