I Miss My Sound Card!
Dear Finger Eleven and Foo Fighters,
Listen. I like you both. Really, I do. I have an especially big love of you, Foos, but I’m ready to kill both of your groups in very painful ways. Finger Eleven, I would love to be your “Paralyzer.” Seriously. My mind wants to break you in half and make you stop singing, so you better hope my body doesn’t match what my eyes can do, because my eyes are sending death rays at you through my radio speakers. Release a new single already.
And that goes double for you, Foo Fighters. I get it. One of these things is not like the other. Can you show me some of those others so I can make the distinction for myself? Never has a song from you driven me so crazy.
I just wanted to let you know I’m ready to throw my radio at someone thanks you y’all.
Over you both right now,
MissDirected
