Miss Directed. Weight Loss

1.  My best friend is Erin.  She is Extraordinary.
2.  I have known her for 13 years.
3.  My best friend and I have been through a lot of shit together.  She is my rock.
4.  If two boys walk in a room, we never are attracted to the same one. 
5.  She likes soggy fries.  I like crispy fries.
6.  I can understand her when she laughs and tries to talk at the same time.
7.  We will be Angela Bassett and Whoopi Goldberg in How Stella got her groove back when we are older.  Without that whole death part, I hope.
8.  How about a few food factoids?
9.  I hate mac and cheese.
10.  This does not make me un-American (as all mac and cheese lovers like me to believe).

1. My best friend is Sarah.
2. We’ve known each other for almost 6 years.
3. People often confuse us for sisters, twins, or each other.
4. I began expressing an interest in British music mostly so she’d think I was cool.  She didn’t know that until just now.
5. She is the person I can talk to about things I would never talk about with anyone else. I’d likely be lost without her.
6. Erin is my oldest friend.
7. We’ve known each other for 17 years – more than half our lives.
8. She has first hand knowledge of more embarrassing stories about me than just about anyone.
9. We have a very bizarre dynamic, but we always have a blast together.
10. We still plan on going to Jamaica together later in life.
11. A good black and white cookie or cupcake can cure just about any bad day.
12. I hate wine.  Except for dessert wines and Boone’s Farm – neither of which really taste like wine.
13. I think pudding is vile.
14. If I had to choose one food to eat every night for a year, it would be pork chops. I could TOTALLY be a porkchopatarian.
15. I still hate mac and cheese.  I am still no less of an American because of this.